You've Seen The Police, Now Check Out SEX ACADEMY

NOW CLIMAX WITH A - "A-HA"

Berlin "sex academy" offers tips for visitors

(This is from Reuters. Seriously.)

Wannabe (and lets not under-stress the word Wannabe here) Latin (and other) lovers can improve their technique by playing with the erogenous zones of naked mannequins at a new interactive exhibition that has now opened in Berlin.

The "Amora Sex Academy" (nice name) that opened in Berlin on Thursday welcomes visitors with the wry slogan,
"Finally -- an exhibition for those who always have to touch everything." (Spot On)

More than 50 interactive displays guide visitors through the intimate areas of the male and female bodies, offering helpful tips on everything from striptease to oral sex and how to achieve a perfect orgasm.

"A lot of couples come in here together to learn something," said Uta Barkow, the manager of the Beate Uhse sex chain (what else) which is hosting the academy. "It's been very well received so far (No Kidding). A lot of exhibits have that 'aha' effect on a lot of people."

The show features several life-sized plastic models, naked and in various positions.

One female mannequin light ups when touched in the right spot and a voice shrieks "That's it!" when the visitor manages to put his finger on the elusive G-spot.

(Ofcourse if you dont like the shrieking during sex, then this will show you where not to put your finger)

Next to it is what the museum called its "Spank-O-Meter." It measures the level of pleasure a mannequin receives when spanked with a leather whip. (Its probably best to check with your partner before replicating this at home though)

"So far we've had just as many women in here as men," Barkow said. "Women coming in tend to have fewer inhibitions while the men tend to be a bit more embarrassed." (I wonder why that is?)

The museum also shows film clips of various sexual positions, including the "Italian Chandelier" that the viewer learns can burn up to 920 calories per hour. (Now THAT'S an exercise)

Founded by Frenchman (who else but the French) Johan Rizki, the sex academy opened in London earlier this year and is also due to come to Barcelona.

Would you check it out if it came to your city?
And would you go “A-HA” ?

Think About It.

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