IS THAT A HAIRDRYER IN YOUR POCKET
.......
OR ARE YOU JUST GLAD TO SEE ME.
Maybe it’s a quiet day at the news desks coz here’s what came up.
I don’t even know where to begin with this news about an attempted robbery at a hairdressing salon in the Russian town of Meshchovsk which became a four-day sex ordeal for the would-be criminal, leaving him with an injured penis and a Viagra hangover. (I did not even know tehre was anything like a Viagra hangover)
Anyway, Olga agreed to hand over her takings, but as she was giving him the money, she used her karate skills to knock him to the ground and tie him up with a hairdryer cord.
She then locked Viktor in the storeroom and told colleagues she would call the police.
Instead, Olga then stripped the would-be robber and handcuffed him to a heater with a pair of fluffy pink handcuffs. She then fed him Viagra (how??) and raped him several times over the next four days. We have no confirmation of how Olga’s colleagues did not notice anything for four full days and ther is no mention if Viktor was just handcuffed or also gagged.
When he was finally 'released', Viktor went first to hospital for treatment for his torn frenulum (which Wikipedia, helpfully informs us, is the tissue that connects the foreskin under the head of the penis), and then reported Olga to the police.
When she was arrested, Olga in turn, reported him for robbery.
"What an ungrateful bastard!" said an indignant Olga. "Yes, we had sex a couple of times. But I've bought him new jeans, gave him food, and even gave him 1,000 roubles when he left."
Viktor meanwhile confessed to the police that indeed, she HAD fed him well.
The case is still ongoing…..
And meanwhile, for all I know, more sex starved robbers may be making a beeline to Olga’s parlour to attempt more 'robberies'.
Should Olga be convicted or freed?
Should Olga be convicted or freed?
What do you feel?
Think about it
Ciao
Vishal
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