A woman is suing an Egyptian hotel claiming her daughter got pregnant from swimming in their pool.
SERIOUSLY!??!!??
Now I know those little guys are known to be pretty good swimmers, but let's get serious.
PREGNANT?
The mother returned home with her daughter after visiting the hotel on vacation, when her 13 year old ‘announced’ that she was pregnant.
The mother Magdalena Kwiatkowska, ofcourse, thought 'logically' and came to the most obvious conclusion and what is more, she actually believes that the teenager was sperminated while swimming in the hotel's "mixed pool."
What the hell is a "mixed pool"? Which century is she living in?
And why did she let her daughter get into a 'mixed pool'?
A source confirms that the mother is "adamant that her daughter didn't meet any boys while she was there" and she fully intends to go ahead with her case to seek compensation from the hotel.
First of all I can understand people peeing but who jerks-off in a pool?
And even if you wanted to, how would you do it with all the people there.
I would love to see this girl though.
My own guess is that she went for a taste of some Egyptian ‘falafel’ in a little midnight rendezvous while Mommy dearest went to bed dreaming of fairies and gnomes and other such 'real' creatures.
The hotel manager refused to comment saying he’s already written to the mother ‘politely’ explaining the hotel’s stand.
What Stand? And how do you explain something like that ‘politely’?
And knowing how things usually work, very soon some crazy nutcase is going to start selling "swimming condoms."That’ll be the day.
Swim Carefully.
Luv
Vish
P.S. The woman is Polish. No reason. Just thought I’d mention that
P.P.S. And one more thought, Could someone ask the mother how SHE got pregnant 13 years ago? Maybe she has another 'story' to tell. Could be interesting.
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