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Monday, March 30, 2009

Knot A Plane Idea.

OF PLANES AND KNOTS....



Been a lil busy and all that jazz lately.

Hosted almost 34 people (38 if you count the children) at my small apartment over the weekend and then have been travelling around the length and breadth of the country on business.

Just came across two things i thought you might be interested in.

For any guy here's a handy guide to tying 4 different knots of a perfect tie.



And call it an eerie coincidence or maybe the germ of an idea but here's a copy of an old ad for Pakistan International Airlines when they first started their non stop flights between Paris and New York many many years back.

Have a Great Day Ahead.

Ciao

Vish

Monday, March 23, 2009

ANSWER TO YESTERDAY'S QUIZ.


The common thing between Hitler, Sanjay Gandhi and Narendra Modi is.....



THE SMALL CAR.
ha ha ha....
Have a nice day..
Vish

Sunday, March 22, 2009

A QUIZ FOR YOU?

SOMETHING LIGHT TODAY

QUICK.


What is common to these three...


Hitler


Sanjay Gandhi



and Narendra Modi?


Answer will be up tomorrow morning.....

Ciao

Vish

Saturday, March 21, 2009

CENSORSHIP GONE CRAZY

CENSORSHIP GONE CRAZY

Dubai One TV shows re-runs of many old classic television shows and one of the favourites is ofcourse FRIENDS.


Last weekend while lazing on a Friday evening I ran across another of their re-runs of FRIENDS.

This time it was The One With The Holiday Armadillo.

It is during Christmas where Ross dresses up as an Armadillo coz he can't find a Santa costume.
Till this point it was fine.

Now for those of you who remember that episode, you will know that Ross & Monica are Jewish and celebrate Hanukah along with Christmas.

And during this episode Ross is trying to teach his son about Hanukah.

Initially I thought it was a glitch in the broadcast but then found to my mounting horror and shock that every time Ross mentioned either Hanukah or Jews or Maccabees the word would be bleeped out.


The UAE and most of the middle east for the matter has a policy of not having any diplomatic relations with Israel and no products made in the State of Israel are allowed but can't words even remotely associated with the Jewish state be mentioned?

How would that hurt the sensibilities of the citizens of UAE?

Beats me! Very Odd

Friday, March 20, 2009

DOES THIS BITCH HAVE BRAINS ?

DOES THIS BITCH HAVE ANY BRAINS ?

Shilpa Shetty will do anything for free publicity.

She recently flew to London to meet with the dying Jade Goode.

“I want to pay my respects to my friend” she said, conveniently forgetting that the same ‘friend’ was the one against whom she had raised such a hullabaloo over the alleged racist remarks when she was called a poppadum on the Celebrity Big Brother a couple of years ago. (
For the record, I am against any form of Racism but whats wrong in Poppadum? It isn’t the same as being called a Nigger afterall)

Anyway was this a private visit to let bygones be? Naaaa. Not a chance in hell.

Shilpa announced this ‘intention’ to the media in Bombay with conveniently timed tears before settling into her first class seat and sipping champagne.

In London, Jade Goode’s family refused her a chance to claim her share of the celebrity pie.

“Jade is too sick to meet with anyone. She is spending valuable time with her beloved sons and close friends & family” they said while helpfully adding “
Sheelpa did not ask or inform us before coming here”

So what did Shilpa do?

Gracefully bow out of this PR fiasco?

NO, the air-headed bimbo decided to blog about it.

I am glad I did not get to meet her,” said the crazy unrepentant woman “it would’ve depressed me no end.”

Jade is dying and you are worried about getting depressed… WOW

As someone once said:

“Its better to keep your mouth shut and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt”

Amen.

Vish

Thursday, March 19, 2009

A MAA LIKE YOU'VE NEVER SEEN BEFORE

A MAA LIKE YOU'VE NEVER SEEN BEFORE

Now that the Slumdog fever is finally waning maybe you will be interested in watching another movie.

This too is about the slum kids but this time its by an Indian director and a fully Indian cast and shot on location in sync sound over 30-45 days.

Not a single star, no songs (so no Jai Ho), no british accents and no
Who Wants To Be A Millionaire.

Just a slumkid trying to find the mother of an abandoned child.


And all speaking in typical Mumbai lingo.

Sample a line: After stealing a woman’s purse and not finding much inside he says,
“Itna Bada Gaand Aur Itna Sa Gu”

I haven’t watched it personally but very reputable writers and critics (no not Taran Adarsh) are already raving about it.

Look out for it and meanwhile catch the trailer in the website at
http://www.thanksmaa.com/

Enjoy.

Vish

Wednesday, March 18, 2009

OF POPES AND PLANES AND GANDHI'S WHO ARE NOT OK!

People, some powerful ones and even some big organizations seem to leave their senses back at home quite often now a days…. Lets see 4 recent examples…

First up is His Holiness The Pope. Now while I may not be a practicing Christian (or even a non practicing one for that matter) but after my own Hinduism, I have always been partial towards Christianity.






However on his first African visit, Pope Benedict XVI landed Tuesday in Cameroon after telling reporters on the plane that condoms will not "overcome" AIDS.

Then just in case it wasnt bad enough he clarified further by saying that "AIDS is a tragedy that is aggravated by condoms."

In this day and age his words are not only crazy and stupid but also highly disturbing.
Maybe he is not infallible afterall.

Then in India, Varun Gandhi, the great grandson of Jawaharlal Nehru, has compared a Muslim political rival to Osama Bin Laden and pledged during a rally ahead of next month's national vote to "cut their (muslim) throats after elections."


He now has a criminal case filed against him and even the BJP, which is based on the concept of Hindutva has been distancing itself from him.

Maybe his inner voice is different from his aunt’s.

Then in the Philippines, a senior aviation official was suspended after his son nearly caused a plane crash.

A Cebu Pacific Air flight carrying 80 passengers was descending at the Legazpi City airport, 360 km south of Manila, when the pilot quickly pulled up after he saw a passenger van moving fast on the runway.

The airport later found that the van was being driven by the son of the airport official who was, now wait for it, teaching his girlfriend to drive.

Love. Ohh Love.

And last of all the OK! magazine of UK.

They are the same ones who pay millions for publicity exclusives like the pics of the Brangelina twins or some celebrity marriage or other.


Recently it has been going on and on about the Jane Goode story and selling her cancer as a 24 hour soap opera.

Yesterday however they stepped over the line (even by their own low standards).


They took out a Tribute Issue.

Complete with headlines like “Jane Goode 1981-2009” or “Her Last Words…” or “In Loving Memory” etc….







All very good and sentimental save for a small, itsy bitsy detail.

The poor girl is NOT dead yet.

Very sick? Yes!

But Dead? NO.

Wonder what the Pope has to say about this?

Wednesday, March 04, 2009

OF KAMINEY KHANNA'S AND RAAVANS IN RAJNITI
With the Filmfare awards finally over here's looking forward to 2009.
We've had a good start with films like Dev D, Dilli 6, Luck By Chance etc and here is my selection of the films to watch out for.
Enjoy
Vish



3 Idiots


Director: Rajkumar Hirani
Cast: Aamir Khan, Sharman Joshi, R Madhavan, Kareena Kapoor

Chetan Bhagat's first novel Five Point Someone based on student life at IIT was a big hit when published some years back. Rajkumar Hirani takes a break from the Munnabhai series to adapt this literary work into cinema. Aamir Khan will once again play a college student post Dil Chahta Hai . With Hirani's expertise this one shouldn't turn out into some Hello , a tacky adaptation of Bhagat's second novel which was way too filmi and formulaic as compared to his much interesting first. And anything with Aamir is usually a safe bet (if you discount the B-Grade Ghajini)


What's Your Rashee?

Director: Ashutosh Gowariker
Cast: Harman Baweja, Priyanka Chopra

More than Harman Baweja, we have faith in Ashutosh Gowariker who has a grand cinematic vision. Just like he directed a simple and small-scaled Swades post Lagaan , he is directing a comparatively undemanding film What's Your Rashee post the exasperating magnum opus Jodhaa Akbar . The film is based on an Indian novel and it will be interesting to see Gowariker recreate the Harman-Priyanka chemistry (if any).



My Name is Khan

Director: Karan Johar
Cast: Shah Rukh Khan, Kajol

Karan Johar takes a U-turn from his candyfloss filmmaking and tackles a more serious issue with My Name is Khan where Shah Rukh Khan plays a Muslim named Rizwan Khan and is detained in LA as a suspected terrorist. Add to it his character also suffers from Asperger's Syndrome, a milder form of autism and his impairment makes his behaviour more suspicious. Shah Rukh has gained weight and will be sporting a new trimmed hairdo for the film. While Karan maintains that the film is a true story based on a couple's life in LA, some say it is inspired from the Oscar nominated Dustin Hoffman - Tom Cruise starrer Rain Man . Incidentally the film is already in news for its alleged similar storyline with Yash Raj Films' New York starring John Abraham, Neil Mukesh and Katrina Kaif. But to us the plot sounds more similar to Naseeruddin Shah's Shoot on Sight . Then again SRK & Kajol is enough to work for me



Kambhakkt Ishq


Director: Sabir Khan
Cast: Akshay Kumar, Kareena Kapoor, Sylvester Stallone, Denise Richards

Expect Sajid Nadiadwala to make his project as grand as possible. His favourite and the current superstar (but after CC2C its a little shaky title) Akshay Kumar plays the lead role with Kareena for company. But the film is making news for its international star cast and this time there are no itsy-bitsy names but established stars like Sylvester Stallone and Denise Richards who have cameos in the film.

London Dreams


Director: Vipul Shah
Cast: Salman Khan, Ajay Devgan, Asin

The film was originally launched in 2006 with Salman Khan and Ajay Devgan and was being directed by Rajkumar Santoshi then. Some scenes were even canned with Salman Khan in Amritsar's Golden Temple. But then like most Santoshi films, this one too got shelved. In 2008 the film was revived with the same cast but Vipul Shah at the director's seat. London Dreams is seemingly about rock musicians played by Salman and Ajay Devgan and rumoured to be inspired by the Oscar winner Amadeus . It would be interesting to see the Hum Dil De Chuke Sanam duo of Salman and Ajay together after a decade. Another attraction is Asin who is already making her presence felt in Bollywood after Ghajini.


Ajab Prem Ki Ghazab Kahani



Director: Rajkumar Santoshi
Cast: Ranbir Kapoor, Katrina Kaif, Upen Patel

Ranbir Kapoor takes the Salman Khan legacy by being named as Prem in this love story. Interestingly he is paired opposite Salman's ladylove Katrina Kaif in the film. This is director Rajkumar Santoshi's first love story, who is otherwise known for socially driven action films. Not an intense romance flick, this one will have some light-hearted humourous moments. Santoshi explains the character of Prem as the Charlie Chaplin and Raj Kapoor of present times. And for Kapoor's grandson it should be a piece of cake.


Main Aur Mrs Khanna




Director: Prem Soni
Cast: Salman Khan, Kareena Kapoor, Sohail Khan, Govinda

Kareena Kapoor confessed that she was nervous working with Salman Khan in this film despite having shared screen space with him in Kyon Ki . Salman and Kareena play a happily married couple until Kareena falls for a club worker played by Sohail Khan. Govinda plays a marriage counselor who attempts to patch up their strained relationship. Does that sound like Biwi No. 1 with gender-reversal of sorts? Allegedly Main Aur Mrs Khanna is the same film that was responsible for the Shah Rukh - Salman spat on Katrina's birthday party as, reportedly, Salman wanted SRK to play a cameo in the film which he refused.


Raavan


Director: Mani Ratnam
Cast: Abhishek Bachchan, Aishwarya Rai, Vikram, Ravi Kishan

After years of speculation on a cinematic version of Indian epics like Mahabharat and Ramayan, finally one director has set to do the honours. This Mani Ratnam project is being directed amidst complete secrecy in the forests of Kerela. All that is conjured about the film is that while Aishwarya Rai is obviously playing Sita, its not husband Abhishek Bachchan but south actor Vikram playing Ram. Rather Ratnam has turned tables with casting Abhishek Bachchan as the Raavan. Let's see what difference Mani Ratnam imparts to the epic, which is known to almost every citizen of the country. And quite frankly even the worst Ratnam film is better than most.

Rajniti


Director: Prakash Jha
Cast: Nana Patekar, Ajay Devgan, Manoj Bajpai, Ranbir Kapoor, Katrina Kaif

Prakash Jha delves into his favourite territory again and as the title clearly suggests Rajniti is a film on present-day politics merged with chapters of Mahabharat. Ajay Devgan will symbolize the character of Karn, Nana Patekar of Krishna, Ranbir Kapoor of Arjun and Katrina Kaif of Draupadi. Also Vivek Oberoi was offered a role in the film but he opted out due to date problems. Katrina's look seems strangely familiar to a certain Mrs Gandhi.



Kaminay
Director: Vishal Bhardwaj
Cast: Shahid Kapoor, Priyanka Chopra

Kaminay is an action-comedy and, as the title suggests, is about cunning people. Shahid Kapoor has lost weight for this role and his look in this film is being kept as a close-guarded secret. So much so that Shahid has stopped making public appearances until the promos of the film are out. Insiders reveal that Shahid sports a tanned look in the film with beard and different haircuts. Priyanka Chopra, on her part, is learning Marathi for her character in the film. There's also buzz of a passionate lip-lock between the two in the film. This is also Vishal's first film after the critically acclaimed Omkara and who can resist telling your friends
"Let's Go See Kaminey"



Renzil D'Silva - Karan Johar Project


Director: Renzil D'Silva
Cast: Saif Ali Khan, Kareena Kapoor, Vivek Oberoi, Tara Sharma

Not much is known about this untitled project other than the fact that it's a political thriller and the first film to have Saif Ali Khan opposite Kareena Kapoor post their couple status (if you could overlook their vocal chemistry in Roadside Romeo ). Tara Sharma (remember the girl from Khosla ka Ghosla) is cast opposite Vivek Oberoi in the film. Plus its directed by the guy who wrote Rang De Basanti. The latest is that both Saif & Kareena are playing terrorists in the film.


Kites


Director: Anurag Basu
Cast: Hrithik Roshan, Barbara Mori, Kangana Ranaut

Post Jodhaa Akbar, Hrithik is really taking it easy and this would be his first release as the main lead (other than an extended special appearance in Luck By Chance ). After proving his credentials with Gangster and Life in a Metro, Anurag Basu is amongst the top league and is directing an intense romantic film. Originally producer Rakesh Roshan was trying to rope in actress Penelope Cruz but finally they zeroed in on Latin actress Barbara Mori for the role. This one promises some terrific chemistry between Hrithik and his female costars. We just hope Kangana is not playing a neurotic drunk in this movie again.


Wake Up Sid


Director: Ayaan Mukherjee.
Cast: Ranbir Kapoor, Konkana Sen Sharma, Naseeruddin Shah


The film is Mumbai-based romance about urban relationships and revolves around a good looking young guy (Ranbir Kapoor) who falls for an older and simple woman (Konkona Sen Sharma), a writer from Kolkata. Naseeruddin Shah will be seen as father of Ranbir Kapoor. The unconventional casting in itself is a great draw but then again the director got the job only because he is the cousin of the producer (KJo’s) best friend (Kajol)
Love Aaj Kal



Director: Imtiaz Ali Cast: Saif Ali Khan, Deepika Padukone
Fresh off the success of Jab We Met comes this next from Imtiaz Ali and it is also Saif's first home production. As the title suggests its about love, aaj-kal. Contemporary love stories as only Imtiaz Ali can.