I, Me & Myself

My photo
Abu Dhabi, United Arab Emirates
If you know me, you know about me and if you don't... well then read my blogs and you will find out

Sunday, December 18, 2011

Shanker-Ehsaan-Loy in Abu Dhabi

THE MUSIC IS FOR THE CHEAP SEATS.






Friday was the date for the Shanker – Ehsaan – Loy concert and boy o boy did they kick the shit out of AR Rahman.
Better organised. Better Sung. Better choice of songs. Better Interaction. Better everything.



And thankfully without the blind-man glasses that Rahman seems to favour now-a-days. 

The show again started 1 ½ hours late but then the predominantly asian audience didn’t seem to mind much. Neither for that matter did me and my group. 

We had been upgraded to the VVIP hospitality viewing lounge where we sat at round banquet tables and where both food and alcohol flowed freely.
The bird’s eye view of the stage below was just an added bonus.

The very boisterous (is there any other type) Bengali family at the next table looked pretty well off but like with all humans and free offers they could not resist gulping the booze. 
To drink or sip would have been such a waste. Waste of time and free alcohol.
I was driving back to Dubai after the show so had to make do with sipping a solitary beer.

The rapidly inebriating Bong gentleman also noticed this and as we met at the buffet, he unhesitatingly suggested I drink faster.

Only we Asians don’t think it inappropriate to advise perfect strangers on their drinking habits.

“You will enjoy the show better” he laughed heartily obviously knowing more than I did.
“Where are you from?” he asked and before I could answer, took one look at me and decided for me “Must be north-east huh?”
“I have been to Assam,” he said with that certain pride that Bengalis take in their travels “Guwahati, Shillong, Mizoram”

I was bothered less by the fact that he had wrongly presumed my ancestry than that his Geography teacher in school had somehow migrated Shillong from Meghalaya and reduced the whole state of Mizoram into a city.

“Good people… Good people” he said approvingly between glugging the last dregs from his glass.
Boy” he beckoned the shocked Filipino waiter “1 more whiskey, Red Label and 1 beer for him” he nodded in my direction.

Obviously he had decided that I was now his friend.

He then glanced at my plate and tut-tutted his disapproval at the salad on display.
Prawns” he whispered conspiratorially and just incase I hadn’t gotten the message he shoved his plate in my face to show how to fit atleast 15 jumbo fried prawns on 1 plate. I looked down at the chafing dish and the 2 lonely prawns that remained and back at him with what I hoped was a look of disapproval.
He obviously took that as a plea and offered to offload a few prawns from his plate.
Politely as I could I refused his generosity, and as socially inappropriate as it was I didn’t feel annoyed.

A Bengali man offering to part with sea-food is not an everyday sight. Sharing Fish would be a rarity but the more exclusive ‘sea-food” is worthy of a miracle.

Though Christmas is round the corner, this I think was the miracle of Mr. Walker not Mr. Claus.

As we moved down the buffet I helped myself to some pulao and was again met with his disapproving look and it was when I reached for the palak paneer that he snapped.

“Don’t Waste” he hissed “there is Fish and Tandoori and Kababs down the line. Dinner later. Dinner later
Thank you” I managed to mutter before heading to my table.

Unlike the AR Rahman concert the 1 ½ late hours was filled with not silence but with local winners of a radio contest. And as they are wont to be, a few were good, most average and some others quite frankly bad. This included a compatriot of mine, who sang “Dil ka yeh kya raaz hai” from Bodyguard and hitting every stereotype accent of a Nepali he promptly pronounced Raaz as Raj and then tried to jazz up his bad singing with “Whazzzz up Abu Dhabi????”

“Your fellowman” roared the unmistakable voice from the table next to me who obviously hasn’t met a chinky he hasn’t liked.

“Come meet my family,” he boomed waving me over with what looked like the tail of a prawn.

Rather than risk some more noise from him I went over to say hello.

“This man is from Assamhe told his very alert family who were either bored with the guest singers or just very interested in me.

“We have been to Assamsaid his elderly mother.

Let me guess I thought to myself. Guwahati, Shillong, Mizoram.

“We like momos” his wife chirped in referring to the dumplings that are of Tibetan origin but now enjoyed universally.

Now we were leaving northeast state borders and entering international waters.

“Don’t be shy, don't be shy” she said, like I were a guest at her house. “Look, look” she encouragingly waved her cloudy looking glass at me.

Only Bengali women can order beer, have their husbands gulp half of it and then top it with Mirinda to make what is called a Shandy.

“This is same beer???” chided her shocked husband looking at my glass.

“Comeon fellow, you northeasters are good drinkers” said the man who was already 4 shots down.

Again I would have otherwise been annoyed but there was a faint sense of praise in his voice when he said that.

“Are you mixed??” he then asked without the slightest bit of embarrassment.
I presume he meant my genealogy and not my cocktail.

By now we had long crossed all socially appropriate boundaries for me to feel offended.

“Starting. Starting” screamed his 2 sons who somehow had managed to pour themselves a helping each of Coke, Sprite AND Mirinda.
If you are too young to drink alcohol, you must obviously make it up with soft drinks.

Thankfully SEL came on stage at that moment and I moved back to my table.

SEL know how concerts should be done. Fun, personal, interactive and with the right choice of songs.
In an interview the previous day, Ehsaan (ever the outspoken one) had commented that the VIP seats were boring people while the real fans were the ones in the cheap seats. However he must have been pleasantly surprised to see the VIP’s giving the cheap seats a run for their money as they stood up and danced along the aisles. 

The only complaint was that the huge screen on stage had very poor graphics. Infact with the wooshing swirls and spirals it looked like the screen of a Windows media player.
And yet when Shanker launched into Maa from Taare Zameen Par there was pin drop silence.

The wife with the shandy who had previously been jumping up and down was suitably mellow.

“O-Ho! What a lovely song” she sighed long before the song was even over and began looking for the ‘Boy’ to ask for another beer.

It was about 10.30pm and SEL then announced that there would be a 15 minute refreshment break.


As the people below us began to file out to buy their popcorns and beers the Bong came over to our table to say Hello.
In between introductions he signalled the ‘boy’ for another drink and then like an old friend patted me on my back and told my colleagues. “This boy doesn't know how to drink.”

If only he’d met me on a day when I wasn't driving, he’d have seen what we Neps are like with booze.

“I don’t understand this break” he told my amused table “they start late and then this break.”
“Those poor people” he clarified, dangerously waving his whiskey glass at the stands below “they have to take the bus home. This is too late.”

No one does snobbery like the Bongs!

The lights mercifully dimmed for the 2nd half and Shanker came on stage to introduce their next song.

“It’s a simple number from a small movie that you may have heard of” he deadpanned and as Loy played the famous opening notes, Shandy lady next door screamed “Kol Ho Na Ho” like she’d won the frickin lottery.
Incase we hadn’t heard his wife’s beer induced voice, the husband proudly looked all around himself and repeated “Kol Ho Na Ho. Kol Ho Na Ho

And in what must be a masterstroke of body language, he not only nodded his wife’s knowledge of trivia but also somehow managed to nod himself another drink from the ‘boy

They were unnaturally quiet over the next few songs and it may have been because they weren't aware of the numbers or the fact that they were now all stuffing themselves with ‘dinner’.

The closing song was Senorita from the recent release Zindagi Na Milegi Dobara and as the audience danced the end to a fantastic concert the whiskey-shandy drowned table got up to join in the revelry.

Different people dance in different steps but this whole family seemed coordinated and danced like like they were holding an imaginary round object in their hands and throwing it at the stage. Repeatedly.

Seeing that we obviously weren't doing the same the shandy-high wife hopped her way across to us and shouted over the music “Tamato, tamato

A few of my friends thought she was just a drunk woman rambling incoherently but I knew what she meant. It certainly wasn’t during this song in the movie but I knew the family were imagining the Tomatino festival in the film.

From a wonderful movie about self awakening and finding yourself, all that this family remembered was the Tomatina scene.

And from a wonderful concert with 3 artists at their peak, I am sure all they’ll remember next week will be the free drinks. 
And Prawns. 
LOTS OF PRAWN!

And maybe, a 'mixed' boy from the north-east who wasted all the free drinks.

But the music!!!   What music? 


That is for the cheap seats.


18 comments:

  1. Anonymous11:59 am

    Hey I am so thrilled I found your weblog, I really found you by error,
    while I was browsing on Aol for something else, Anyhow I am here now and would just like to say thank you
    for a tremendous post and a all round interesting blog (I
    also love the theme/design), I don’t have time to
    read through it all at the minute but I have book-marked it and also
    added your RSS feeds, so when I have time I will be
    back to read much more, Please do keep up the excellent jo.



    My website 4bt cummins for sale

    ReplyDelete
  2. Anonymous10:31 pm

    Howdy are using Wordpress fοr your blоg platform?
    I'm new to the blog world but I'm trying to get started and cгeate my own.
    Do yοu nеed any html coding κnowledge to maκe yοur οwn blog?
    Any help would be greatly appreсiated!



    Hеre is mу homepage; Where Can I Find Electronic Cigarettes
    Also see my web page :: where to Buy Electronic cigarettes

    ReplyDelete
  3. Anonymous10:43 pm

    Fantastic post however I was wanting to know if you
    could write a litte more on this topic? I'd be very grateful if you could elaborate a little bit further. Thank you!

    Also visit my site; huggies newborn coupons

    ReplyDelete
  4. Anonymous8:06 am

    Whoa! Thiѕ blog loοks exactly like my old one!
    Іt's on a completely different subject but it has pretty much the same layout and design. Wonderful choice of colors!

    my blog post; asics trail running shoes

    ReplyDelete
  5. Anonymous9:32 am

    Hey would you mind letting me know which hosting company you're working with? I've loaded your
    blog in 3 different browsers and I must say this blog loads a lot quicker then most.
    Can you recommend a good web hosting provider at a reasonable
    price? Thanks, I appreciate it!

    My website - Getting Off Methadone

    ReplyDelete
  6. Anonymous10:01 am

    Do you have a ѕpam problem οn this website; I also am a blogger,
    and I wаs curiouѕ about your situation; we havе
    developеd sоme niсе methods and we are loοking to sωaρ methods with οthers, be sure to
    shoot me an email if іntеrested.

    Look at my ωebѕite; Purchase Electronic Cigarettes
    My page :: www.hellolorain.com

    ReplyDelete
  7. Anonymous3:13 pm

    Have you ever considered about adding a little bit more than just
    your articles? I mean, what you say is fundamental and everything.

    However think of if you added some great visuals
    or video clips to give your posts more, "pop"! Your content is excellent but with images
    and video clips, this website could certainly be one
    of the most beneficial in its field. Superb blog!


    Check out my page - army fatigue cargo pants

    ReplyDelete
  8. Anonymous6:19 pm

    Howdy! Do you use Twitter? I'd like to follow you if that would be ok. I'm undoubtedly enjoying your blog and look forward
    to new updates.

    Visit my web-site; vera wang shoes 2012

    ReplyDelete
  9. Anonymous8:07 am

    Greetings from California! I'm bored at work so I decided to check out your blog on my iphone during lunch break. I love the info you present here and can't wait to take a look when I get home.
    I'm amazed at how fast your blog loaded on my cell phone .. I'm not even using WIFI,
    just 3G .. Anyways, amazing blog!

    Also visit my homepage ... khaki cargo pants

    ReplyDelete
  10. Anonymous2:20 pm

    I am really enjoying the theme/design of your weblog.
    Do you ever run into any internet browser compatibility problems?

    A number of my blog visitors have complained about my blog not working correctly in Explorer but looks great in Chrome.
    Do you have any advice to help fix this problem?



    Feel free to visit my web-site ... garnier skin renew clinical dark spot corrector

    ReplyDelete
  11. Anonymous2:21 pm

    Have you ever thought about including a little bit more than just your articles?
    I mean, what you say is valuable and all. Nevertheless think of if you added some
    great images or videos to give your posts
    more, "pop"! Your content is excellent but with pics and clips, this blog could definitely be
    one of the greatest in its niche. Excellent blog!


    Also visit my webpage; Organic Green Tea Benefits

    ReplyDelete
  12. Anonymous2:34 pm

    Hi there, i read your blog occasionally and i own a similar one and i was just wondering
    if you get a lot of spam feedback? If so how do you reduce it,
    any plugin or anything you can suggest? I get so much lately it's driving me insane so any assistance is very much appreciated.

    Feel free to visit my website: Methadone Clinics In Michigan

    ReplyDelete
  13. Anonymous8:04 pm

    Wow that was unusual. I just wrote an really long comment but after I clicked submit my comment didn't appear. Grrrr... well I'm
    not writing all that over again. Anyway, just wanted to say
    superb blog!

    Feel free to surf to my web-site: vera wang shoes wedding

    ReplyDelete
  14. Anonymous9:53 am

    Today, I went to the beachfront with my children. I found a sea shell and gave it to my 4 year
    old daughter and said "You can hear the ocean if you put this to your ear." She placed the shell to her ear and screamed.
    There was a hermit crab inside and it pinched her ear.
    She never wants to go back! LoL I know this is totally off topic
    but I had to tell someone!

    my weblog - Drug Abuse Intervention
    Also see my site - Methadoneclinicsnear.com

    ReplyDelete
  15. Anonymous4:33 pm

    Write more, thats all I have to say. Literally, it seems as though you relied on the video to make your point.
    You definitely know what youre talking about, why throw away
    your intelligence on just posting videos to your weblog when you
    could be giving us something informative to read?

    my web page 7th Grade math worksheets

    ReplyDelete
  16. Anonymous3:05 am

    Hi there outstanding website! Does running a blog like this require a large amount
    of work? I have no expertise in programming but I had
    been hoping to start my own blog in the near future.
    Anyhow, if you have any recommendations or tips for new blog owners please share.

    I understand this is off topic nevertheless I just had to ask.
    Thank you!

    Feel free to surf to my blog post: Electronic Cigarettes Starter Kit

    ReplyDelete
  17. Anonymous6:49 am

    Appreciate this post. Will try it out.

    My web page - weightloss

    ReplyDelete
  18. Anonymous10:07 pm

    Why have u stopped? Wasnt it supposed to be only a comma :)? Your writings are a pleasure to love.. write some more..

    ReplyDelete