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Sunday, July 12, 2009

Music Review

LOVE AAJ KAL VS KAMINEY

LOVE AAJ KAL

Dir: Imtiaz Ali

Music: Pritam

Lyrics: Irshad Kamil



As some wise ass said, Pritam's albums should come with a statutory warning:
Could be of Korean origins, check before you applaud.

Well wit aside, this is a pretty good album.


1. Twist: 4 stars

Take the evergreen 'snake-music' (yes, yes the same tana nana one that makes all Bollywood snakes (and Sridevi) begin dancing) and put in into a disco and you have this crazy but infectious song, sung with the right amount of pep by Neeraj Shridhar (from Bombay Vikings). It is bhangra mixed with classic bollywood and topped with rap.

How can you go wrong with that? This will probably be in discos in India for the next 1 year.


2. Ye Dooriyan: 2 stars
A bittersweet song by Mohit Chauhan but definitely not his best. Not bad but entirely forgettable.


3. Chor Bazari: 4 stars
This one is already tearing up the charts and why not. Chor Bazari conjures up images of stolen love and market fairs and the promos (currently on air) make it look even better.

4. Main Kya Hun:1 star.
KK (by the way what is his name anyway) tries his best but this is another forgettable song. Maybe how its picturized will help.


5. Aahun Aahun: 5 stars
Aahun is a typical Punjabi word which probably means nothing but just expresses something. This song practically explodes with the trademark Punjabi joie de vivre. Begins slow and then by the time you’ve come to the Aahun Aahun refrain there is nothing you can do to stop tapping your feet. And frankly, can you say Aahun Aahun about 10 times and not smile? That word is practically fun inducing. Its an insane song but freakishly catchy.

6. Aaj Din Chadheya: 4 ½ stars
Rahat Fateh Ali Khan is the perfect choice for the next one, a beautiful guitar-driven song of ‘loue’ and all its emotions. The lyrics however are a tad too cheesy.

"Sada Rahe Sultanat Teri”.....

Sultanat??? During Aaj Kal ?? Huh??

TOTAL : 6 songs 20 ½ stars (Average 3.4)

KAMINEY

Dir: Vishal Bhardwaj

Music: Vishal Bhardwaj

Lyrics: Gulzar


For any lover of good cinema (good, not big budgeted) a Vishal Bhardwaj film is always something to look forward to. Maqbool, Omkara, The Blue Umbrella… the list is endless. The best part is that he scores his own music and to top it all, the lyrics are by his mentor Gulzar. I should say Academy Award Winner Gulzar.

1. Dhan Te Nan (as in the Pink Panther theme) : 5 stars
This insanely catchy tune is like dynamite. It starts off with the guitar tune and then it goes on to become an original bollywood masterpiece. Sung by Sukhwinder Singh and Vishal Dadlani (of music duo Vishal-Shekhar) this is pure magic. Hear it once and you will be humming Dhan Te Nan every where you go. And what lyrics! It goes from the very ‘now’ to ‘sublime’. Cities floating under your feet….Life as a one way street...... khabrey and kabrey (news and graves) ahh only Gulzar can do that.
Koi chaal aisi chalo yaar ab ke samundar bhi pul par challey,
Phir tu challey usspe, yaa main chaloon, shehar ho apne pairon talley.
Kayi khabrey hain,
Kayi kabrey hain,
Jo bhi soye hai kabron mein unko jagaanaa nahin!

and

Aaja ki One Way Hai
Yeh Zindagi ki Gali

Ek hi Chance hai
Aage Hawa hi Hawa hai

Agar saans hai to
Yeh Romance hai

2. Pehli Baar Mohabbat: 5 stars.
Mohit Chauhan (who’s fast becoming the go-to-guy for ballads) sings this ballad which has very strong rock overtones to it. And Gulzar makes even the everyday sound romantic. Listen to Mohit sing about lovers sitting under a peepal tree eating berries already made ‘jhootha’ by squirrels. Isn’t Love in the simple things?
“Tanhai ne fursat di hai…” he sings, “pehli baar mohabbat ki hai
Magic!




3. Raat Ke Dhai Baje: 3 stars
This is actually a continuation of Pehli Baar but made more folksy and with a lot more singers. Maybe it’ll work in the movie.

4. Fatak: 3 stars
When was the last time you heard a song with a whip-lash in it? This song also speaks about AIDS but thankfully does so without preaching.

5. Kaminey: 5 stars
And this brings us to the best of the lot. Kaminey.
Vishal sings this himself and trust Gulzar to come with poetry, even when given words like Kaminey.

Surprisingly this is not a fast song as the word would imply. Instead its languid and unhurried and beautifully so.


Kabhi zindagi se maangaa

Pinjare mein chaand laa do

Kabhi laalten de ke

Kaha aasmaan pe taango

Meri aarzoo kameenee

Mere khwaab bhi kaminey

Ek dil se dosti thi

Yeh hazoor bhi kaminey



TOTAL : 5 songs 21 stars (Average 4.2)

So which one should you BUY?

Who are we kidding, you kaminey's will probably download the songs so what the hell, download both....

Its worth it.

Happy Listening

Luv

Vish

Toilet Lyrics

MASOOM SA KABOOTAR

NAACHAA TOH MOR NIKLAA.


Over the weekend, I was just lazing around at home flipping through channels as usual, when I came a cross a re-run of an old movie Aitbaar starring Raj Babbar, Dimple etc.

This is a remake of Hitchcock’s Dial M For Murder and since I’ve always been a fan of murder mysteries I continued watching.


The flick itself is ok but this is not what I am blogging about today.



The movie has some beautiful songs like 'Kisi Nazar Ko Tera' & 'Aawaz Di Hai' etc but somewhere towards the end there is a senseless song called 'Khali Peeli Pyar Se'.

I have never been more appalled by such nonsensical lyrics.

Its about some girl asking her lover to get her different things (as most women in love are wont to do) but the last line of each verse has an unnecessary and totally uncalled for abuse directed at the poor guy’s mother.

Sample (and this is JUST a sample):

Thanedaar Ghar Me Kuaan Khudaa (Darling Dig Me A Well)
Main Bhi Nahaaoongi (I Will Bathe)
Tu Bhi Nahayega (You Will Also Bathe)
Pani Bharigi Teri Maa (And The Water Will Be Drawn By Your Mother)

Or

Thanedaar Laa De Mujhe Ganna (Darling get me some sugarcane)
Main Bhi Choosongi (I will suck)
Tu Bhi Choosega (You will also Suck)
Chilka Choosegi Teri Maa (And Your Mother Will Suck The Peel)

How did such nonsense get past the censors?

Honestly I don’t know what is worse, the shockingly blatant innuendo suggesting fellatio or dragging the poor mother into it.

And frankly what is the point of it? Hopefully not Humour.


Now all trends in Bollywood usually come back again. Bell Bottoms, Oversized Glasses etc and this song too saw its comeback in a Govinda-Karisma Kapoor movie.

This time the couple is singing about walking along the road, having paani-poori, doing mundane things and suddenly BAM comes the line, ‘Why Should I Care If Your Granny Is Dead’

Readers of a certain vintage will have guessed the song: “Teri Naani Mari Toh Mai Kya Karoon”.

And all this when someone like Gulzar is milking sheer poetry from a most unlikely word: Kaminey.

P.S. The soundtrack to Kaminey (Shahid-Priyanka and directed by the guy who brought you Omkara etc) is one of the best so far this year. Buy or Download it as soon as possible.

Sample:


Kyaa kare zindagi

Issko hum jo miley

Isski jaan khaa gaye

Raat din ke giley


Meri aarzoo kameenee

Mere khwaab bhi kaminey

Ek dil se dosti thi

Yeh hazoor bhi kaminey



Jis kaa bhi chehra cheelaa

Andar se aur niklaa

Maasoom saa kabootar

Naachaa toh mor niklaa

Kabhi hum kaminey nikle

Kabhi doosre kaminey


Have a nice day Kaminey’s

Luv


Vish




Friday, July 10, 2009

Preggers in/by the Pool

IMMACULATE CONCEPTION ANYONE?

A woman is suing an Egyptian hotel claiming her daughter got pregnant from swimming in their pool.

SERIOUSLY!??!!??



Now I know those little guys are known to be pretty good swimmers, but let's get serious.

PREGNANT?

The mother returned home with her daughter after visiting the hotel on vacation, when her 13 year old ‘announced’ that she was pregnant.

The mother Magdalena Kwiatkowska, ofcourse, thought 'logically' and came to the most obvious conclusion and what is more, she actually believes that the teenager was sperminated while swimming in the hotel's "mixed pool."

What the hell is a "mixed pool"? Which century is she living in?
And why did she let her daughter get into a 'mixed pool'?


A source confirms that the mother is "adamant that her daughter didn't meet any boys while she was there" and she fully intends to go ahead with her case to seek compensation from the hotel.

First of all I can understand people peeing but who jerks-off in a pool?
And even if you wanted to, how would you do it with all the people there.

I would love to see this girl though.

My own guess is that she went for a taste of some Egyptian ‘falafel’ in a little midnight rendezvous while Mommy dearest went to bed dreaming of fairies and gnomes and other such 'real' creatures.

The hotel manager refused to comment saying he’s already written to the mother ‘politely’ explaining the hotel’s stand.

What Stand? And how do you explain something like that ‘politely’?


And knowing how things usually work, very soon some crazy nutcase is going to start selling "swimming condoms."

That’ll be the day.

Swim Carefully.

Luv

Vish


P.S. The woman is Polish. No reason. Just thought I’d mention that

P.P.S. And one more thought, Could someone ask the mother how SHE got pregnant 13 years ago? Maybe she has another 'story' to tell. Could be interesting.


Wednesday, July 08, 2009

MJ Memorial Review

Michael Jackson lived his life in the full glare of publicity and left in the same way.


After his private service, a fleet of Rolls Royce’s & black Range Rovers came in a convoy to LA’s Staples Center where a galaxy of stars (mostly black) were waiting. Quite unsure of what to expect, many in the audience audibly gasped when his casket was wheeled in.


The service (or was it a concert? Or a political event?) operated on several levels at once. Its two hours of music and eulogies made for many poignant and even wrenching moments yet its incongruities adding up to the only reasonable response to an artistic giant whose meanings were always multiple and often contradictory.

Mariah Carey & Trey Lorenz: I'll Be There

In the very first verse Carey -- in a black, glittery dress cut down to near her waist and sooooooo NOT fit for a funeral -- made it clear that this would be a more restrained, elegant rendition of the song. Singing through the emotions, Carey was at a near-gasp in the song's opening moments. Infact i thought she had lost her voice. Lorenz, in fact, showed off more vocal dynamics than Carey. But a more subtle Carey is always a more graceful one.

Carey infact began in a tiny voice, as if to honor the boy Michael. However when Carey found that Lorenz was almost bowling her over, she turned her voice up a notch to match her singing partner (“Never Challenge A Diva”was the message). Lorenz sang Michael's name in falsetto, and Carey added "Never Can Say Goodbye..."

Very tasteful.

Queen Latifah & Maya Angelou

Queen Latifah then came to give a heartfelt speech and just as she reached the best she was saddled with a long, rambling and pretty unimpressive ‘poem’ by Maya Angelou. Maybe that’s why Maya herself did not attend. Her poetry was lame.

Lionel Richie: "Jesus is Love"

Richie's performance shortly after Mariah made it clear that this would not be just a tribute concert. Backed by a slowly rising choir, Richie's strong vocals provided an uplifting take on the song, one powerful enough for a Sunday morning mass.

'Jesus, he won't let you down,' sang Richie, gesticulating aggressively heavenward. This was the mood initially at the memorial, more church, less club.

Jennifer Hudson: "Will You Be There."

The knockout Oscar winner took on Jackson's 1991 single, transforming it into a rousing, feel-good anthem. But it worked perfectly and that's largely due to the strength of Hudson as a vocalist who can reach for the stars as well as any singer. (Take that Beyonce) Things drifted a bit toward Bollywood-like drama at the end, as Hudson stepped back to make way for Jackson's recorded vocals even as back-up dancers danced in a weird circle around her.

It isn't the most well-known of Jackson's songs, but Hudson's heartfelt rendition was one of the event's most moving musical tribute.

Hudson lost her mother, brother and nephew in a tragic shooting last year, and her emotionally charged performance -- in spite of the distracting dancers around her -- was as stirring as it was soulful. Beautiful.


Kobe Bryant & Magic Johnson:

While others eulogized Jackson's musical legacy, his influential dance moves or his charitable contributions to society, Magic Johnson spotlighted the King of Pop's weakness for greasy fast food chicken. During a dinner meeting at Jackson's house, Johnson requested a grilled chicken from the chef. But while Magic got the specially prepared chicken, Jackson got a bucket of KFC.
"Wait a minute," Johnson interrupted.
"'Michael, you eat Kentucky Fried Chicken?' That was the greatest day of my life."

It not only humanised MJ but also gave one of the biggest ad shout-out’s to KFC. They must be in heaven.

Stevie Wonder: "Never Dreamed You'd Leave in Summer."
A frequent MJ collaborator, Stevie gave a brief introduction to his 1971 song and held the crowd captivated from the moment he began speaking. "I never dreamed you'd leave in summer," Wonder sang, alone at his piano, and drifted into "They Won't Go When I Go," extending the performance into a nearly 10-minute one.

If it would have continued, no one would have complained, as Wonder looked as if he had knocked Staples Center still. Wonder shouted the refrain of the song, letting his voice crack, calling Michael's name.

A friend to a friend, a moment of modestly stated, but real grief.

Rev. Al Sharpton
There was a little buzz in the centre as he took the stage. The fiery orator seized the room immediately. "It was Michael Jackson who brought blacks and white and Latinos and Asians together," he boomed, earning one of the biggest cheers of the day and showing what perfect public speaking is all about.

"He outsang the cynics, he outdanced his doubters, he outperformed the pessimists," said Sharpton of Jackson, making a strong contribution to the fascinating process of Jackson's posthumous rehabilitation as an African American hero by people who had literally shunned him a few years back.

He also offered one of the event's best lines of the evening (even if it was a little incorrect). Speaking directly to Jackson's three children -- and likely to his many detractors -- he said, "Wasn't nothing strange about your daddy; it was strange what your daddy had to deal with."

John Mayer: 'Human Nature'

Before his attachments to Jennifer Aniston (and Jessica Simpson and Jennifer Love Hewitt and ….), Mayer was best known as a legit pop singer-songwriter with serious guitar skills. Unadorned by vocals, his stripped-down version of "Human Nature," itself a gentle if haunting ballad from "Thriller," proved a poignant reminder of Jackson's versatility as an artist, by turns striking and smooth.

John Mayer was infact very very good in performing an instrumental version of "Human Nature," and though he didn't seem as connected to the event as some of the participants, his presence made sense in light of Jackson's well-known love of rock guitar. Plus he didn’t make his trademark ‘crazy-face’. Well, atleast not as much as expected.

Brook Shields:
Shields gave a perspective with which few of us can really identify: the loss of innocence of a child star. Her remembrances of their laughing together and just being "two little kids having fun" were particularly moving, driving home the fact that Jackson never really had a childhood -- and won't get a chance at golden years either.
She said his favourite song was not one of his own but in fact Charlie Chaplin’s ‘Smile’ from the movie Modern Times. Which perfectly set up the next performance.

Jermaine Jackson: “Smile”

Jermaine took the stage wearing one silver glove and a red rose to sing this simple tune.There was the personal pathos of the older brother, whose own youthful success was so dramatically eclipsed by Michael, and who in recent days has told the media that he wishes he had died instead of Michael, singing in a voice eerily reminiscent of the one now lost.



Jermaine nearly broke down near the end, right after the line, "What's the use in crying"; the fans' applause lifted him back up.

Jermaine Jackson held his arms outstretched for much of the song, his gesture mirroring an image of Michael on the screens above him. It seemed like he was bearing a burden as well as celebrating a triumph. None of the memorial's other musical performances were as rich in subtext as this one. Or as personal.


Martin Luther King Jr III

He came on to the stage with his sister to rant about something I wasn’t listening to. What does this man do and what’s his contribution anyway. Your father was great no doubt. Now it’ll be great if YOU get a life of your own.

Usher: ‘Gone Too Soon.’

Usher, in black, oversized aviator sunglasses, was accompanied largely by an organ but he didn’t let the musical sparseness keep him confined to the stage.

Usher wandered close to Jackson’s casket, just off to the side, covered in roses. It was a bit strange and a little uncomfortable, to see him singing directly at Jackson’s coffin but to give him credit, Usher’s vocals was pristine.

As the song winded down, Usher lost his composure, took off his sunglasses and broke into tears and the Jackson family enveloped him in a group hug. It felt like a very private moment, one not often captured on national television.



Smokey Robinson:

Smokey who had earlier read out the letters from Diana Ross and Nelson Mandela spoke about his own association with MJ and about the song he wrote for MJ “Who’s Loving You” .

Smokey is a legend but while he was speaking the only thing I personally could think of, while watching him was: 'His skin is turning white too.'

Shaheen Jafargholi: Who’s Loving You

The “Britain’s Got Talent” finalist, 12-year-old Shaheen Jafargholi, performed Smokey Robinson’s “Who’s Lovin’ You,” after being introduced by Smokey, no less.

Perhaps it was inevitable (and a little odd too considering his trials with paedophilia) that a child would sing today. It turns out that Shaheen Jafargholi had been invited by MJ to sing on the This Is It shows planned for London. His performance was energetic but not great. But he’s just 12 and what a spot to be in.

We Are The World & Heal The World

Jafargholi was followed by two group performances: “We Are the World” and “Hear the World.”
Among the performers on stage were Jackson’s children who were being seen by the world for the first time without their faces being covered in veils and blankets. Riveting.

I wasn’t even listening to the songs. The 2 sons were looking lost but little Paris was seen singing her father’s song. Eerie.

The memorial ended with 2 of the most poignant scenes.


1) A daughter's farewell: Since her father’s death less than two weeks ago, the masks she’s worn in public all her life have come off and at his memorial service she spoke to the public for the first time. “I just want to say, ever since I was born, Daddy has been the best father you could ever imagine. And I just wanted to say that I love him so much,” she said shakily into the microphone, as her family surrounded her with support. As soon as the moment was over she fell into her aunt Janet’s arms and I bet there wasn’t a dry eye among the estimated 1 billion people watching worldwide.
2) Once the casket and family left, one of the last scenes was of the empty stage with a solitary microphone in the spotlight with a huge MJ poster behind. Perfect.

Tuesday, July 07, 2009

Game show looks to convert atheists


ATHEIST IDOL


If you thought that “Rakhi Sawant Ka Swamvawar” was the low point in reality shows, wait a minute. A TV station in Turkey has another idea.




What happens when you put a Muslim imam, a Christian priest, a rabbi and a Buddhist monk in a room with 10 atheists? (Note: No Hindu choice is given, else baba Ramdev could have gone)

Turkish television station Kanal T hopes the answer is a ratings success as it prepares to launch a gameshow where spiritual guides from the four faiths will seek to convert a group of non-believers.

The prize for converts will be a pilgrimage to a holy site of their chosen religion -- Mecca for Muslims, the Vatican for Christians, Jerusalem for Jews and Tibet (why not Bodhgaya?) for Buddhists (provided the Chinese are willing I presume).

But religious authorities in Muslim but secular Turkey are not amused are refusing to provide an imam for the show.

"Doing something like this for the sake of ratings is disrespectful to all religions. Religion should not be a subject for entertainment programs," High Board of Religious Affairs Chairman (now there’s a title) Hamza Aktan said after news of the planned program emerged.

The makers of "Penitents Compete" ( I dont know if this sounds better in Turkish but as Titles go, this one is pretty lame) are unrepentant and reject claims that the show, scheduled to begin broadcasting in September, will cheapen religion.

"We are giving the biggest prize in the world, the gift of belief in God," said Kanal T chief executive Seyhan Soylu.

"We don't approve of anyone being an atheist. God is great and it doesn't matter which religion you believe in. The important thing is to believe," Soylu said (forgetting to add ofcourse, that in his definition of 'believing', Hinduism isnt important enough).



Some 200 people have so far applied to take part in the show and the 10 contestants will be chosen next month.

A team of theologians will ensure that the atheists are truly non-believers and are not just seeking fame or a free holiday” say the programmers but I cant imagine the ‘tool’ or ‘test’ they have that can judge a person’s belief.

Given a chance, would you join this show? And which faith would you choose?


Think about it?


Luv


Vish





Monday, July 06, 2009

Let's "Condom" Nonsense

FOR GOD'S SAKE SOMEONE CONDOM TUSSHAR'S MOUTH


Dear All,

I really don’t know if this is true or not.

It was reported by the Press Trust of India and published in The Times Of India, but would women really do that? Bhutanese or otherwise?


Maybe its just another excuse to help them buy the condom without the stigma attached to it.

And in case you find this news a little odd, have a look at what some other people have to say.


Tusshar Kapoor, Jeetendra’s son and Soap Queen Ekktaa’s Brother is making some of the oddest claims to bolster his misplaced sense of machismo.

Enjoy,

Vish


Bhutanese use condoms for facials



Want to remove dark circles under the eyes? Use condoms.

This is what more and more Bhutanese women are doing these days. They use condom lubricants for facials and also for weaving purposes.


Karma Dem, who runs a chemist shop here, said women come to her to buy condoms. “They say condoms help remove dark circles under the eyes and even marks on the faces of pregnant women.”

Another pharmacy owner Jharna said: “The women say condoms help improve dry skin and cracks. There is a slight increase in women consumers, maybe because of what they claim to be the cosmetic benefits of the lubricants.”

But doctors aren’t impressed and dismissed the idea. Dermatologist Pema Rinzin said the so-called benefit of condoms was a myth.

“There’s nothing in there that will improve skin condition. It doesn’t make sense. The lubricants used in condoms are just common lubricants. If they did have cosmetic benefits, they would be marketed as such,” Rinzin said.

Another physician said studies show that most condom lubricants contain benzene, a chemical, which is considered toxic if used in very high and concentrated doses.

Bhutanese weavers are also using condoms as a softener for threads.


“I’ve used it during the winter when thread usually gets heavier and hard to work with,” claimed a weaver Thinley.

Phuntsho, an employee of a state-run weaving centre here, said she once used it on her threads, adding that she wouldn’t mind using it again, if someone would give her the condoms.
I can’t really go and buy them. How can I explain something like that to a pharmacist? They probably wouldn’t believe me.”
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In a recent interview, Tusshar Kapoor suddenly and without any justification said quite inexplicably ,
"I can be very rough in bed. Some people like it rough. Maybe I'm not as caring as I come across. I like forcing the other party into something that they don't want to do or may not have done before."
Shiney Ahuja, who is presently in jail, must be thanking his lucky stars that he never gave interviews like this!

Saturday, July 04, 2009

What NOT To Wear In Dubai


Victoria Beckham Will Get You Arrested!


Early last year, it was reported that Victoria Beckham was the latest celeb to appear on a Marc Jacobs T-Shirt posing naked for skin cancer awareness.

Well, now, a man in Dubai has been arrested for wearing the tee!!!!!
WTF? Posh isn't even fully naked on the shirt and you can't see any X-Rated parts!

It all started when Lebanese national Raffi Nernekian got in an argument with a local man at a bakery about the shirt, which he apparently purchased while on a trip to New York.

After the argument, Nernekian left to change, but when he returned he was arrested and jailed for "offending public decency" and sentenced to a month in prison.
And it gets worse!
Nernekian has lived in Dubai for about 5 years now, but after serving his sentence he's going to be deported!

Dubai's codes of conduct state "clothing shall not indecently expose parts of the body, be transparent, or display obscene or offensive pictures and slogans".

Have to go check my wardrobe now…
Ciao
Vish

The Pilot's New Clothes

Air New Zealand is baring all — literally.



A screen grab from Air New Zealand's new in-flight safety video featuring employees clad in nothing but body paint



Passengers on the 7 a.m. flight from Auckland to Wellington got something a little different to shake them out of their early morning reverie : Air New Zealand’s first screening of a new in-flight safety video featuring staff members clad in nothing but body paint.


The 3-minute, 28-second clip, and a similar 45-second television ad introduced six weeks ago, take a tongue-in-cheek swipe at competing airlines, which Air New Zealand says often tack extra charges on their fares.


“At Air New Zealand, our fares have nothing to hide,” the slogan goes. “Which is why the price you pay includes everything — up front.”


But the new effort to promote, er, transparency is not as revealing you would think, or perhaps even hope. Yes, cabin crew, a pilot and baggage handlers — one of whom is played by the company’s buff chief executive, Rob Fyfe — don immaculate uniforms of mere paint. But seatbelts, luggage and life vests are always positioned to conceal where appropriate.


The mundane “undo the seatbelt by lifting the flap” may never have received such rapt attention as it now gets on this airline’s domestic flights.



The clips — complete with a cheerful soundtrack of “Under My Skin,” by a New Zealand singer, Gin Wigmore — provide unusual light-heartedness in an industry that has been savaged by drastic drop-offs in passenger numbers and air freight.



Around the world, airlines — including Air New Zealand — have had to cut flights, staff and investment plans.


And some, like Air New Zealand, have gone that little bit further in the quest for visibility and passenger loyalty.


But they have “never stopped being innovative and nimble,” he said.



Last year, the airline paid people to shave their heads and wear temporary tattoos that said, “Need a change? Head down to New Zealand.”


This year’s cheeky ad campaign and the video, “Bare Essentials of Safety,” introduced Monday, have received the attention Air New Zealand was hoping for.


The “Nothing To Hide” ad clip has been viewed nearly two million times on YouTube — the most-viewed clip ever to come out of New Zealand.



Each clip took a day to shoot and cost about 10 to 15 percent of the cost of a major brand commercial.



As for the Air New Zealand staff members, they got no extra cash — just a moment in the spotlight.



Friday, July 03, 2009

Movie Review

KAMBAKTH REVIEW


There is a fast-food chain “Chillis”, which serves the most decadent dessert called the Molten Chocolate Lava Cake. It is a huge choco cup-cake hollowed out and filled with hot choco syrup and topped with a dollop of choco covered vanilla ice cream.

For anyone on a diet, even thinking of it will make you fat, not to mention the numerous arteries of yours it will clog.

It tastes heavenly but you will never be able to actually enjoy it if you count the calories while eating it.

Kambakth Ishq is like that. Not Heavenly NO, a little Enjoyable, YES, but only if you don’t pause to look for logic and reason.

Akshay doing pretty much what he has been doing since 2001 and with Bebo looking scorching, its what Bambaiyyas would call “Paisa Vasool

Definitely not great, but with no other movie for choice at the moment, it will do.

The producers say this is where Bollywood meets Hollywood but quite frankly I didn’t see that.

Apart from an ageing Stallone the rest are all Hollywood D-Listers.

Denise Richards is a crazy ex-wife of Charlie Sheen, Brandon Routh was the last Superman (unsuccessful I may add) and I have no clue what Holly Valance’s claim to fame is.


And I’m pretty sure most of the audience this flick is aimed at will have no idea either.

So unless the lead pair constantly calling each other Bastard & Bitch counts, I frankly don’t see the Hollywood connection.


So I wonder why they wasted their money on those losers?

Talking of wasting money, they have also shot a song in Venice but seem to have found the worst possible locations to do so. Such a waste of such a beautiful city.

What is good is that Kambakth Ishq comes with the trailors of 2 very interesting films coming soon.

Love Aaj Kal (Saif, Deepika) from the director of Jab We Met (Shahid, Kareena) and
Kaminey (Shahid, Priyanka) from the director of Omkara (Saif, Kareena).

Wow, what a coincidence.

The common factor between Jab We Met & Omkara is Kareena Kapoor.

During Jab We Met, she was seeing Shahid and now she’s with Saif.

The director of Jab We Met replaced Shahid with Saif in his new film while the director of Omkara replaced Saif with Shahid.

But both did not take Kareena.


Why am I mentioning all this?
I don’t know, but its way more interesting than Kambakth Ishq.
Maybe somone can make a movie on this.

Am I making sense?

NO???

Kambakth Review.

Wednesday, July 01, 2009

Overheard In New York

THE THINGS PEOPLE SAY

Dear All,

I had earlier recommended a site " Overheard In New York" which is about stray conversations overheard in and around New York by random strangers and submitted to the site. The site administrators then select the best and put them online. They also give 'Headlines' to the conversations which are sometimes more hilarious than the actual exchanges.

Here are a few selections from the site.

Enjoy

Vish

Not All Babies Should Be Photographed

Girl, looking at friend's cell phone: What is that?
Friend: A baby!Girl: Oh, I thought it was chicken. It looks like a barbecued chicken.
--4 Train

Glenn Close: Now That's Crazy
Black woman: Girl, I be crazy!
Friend: I know!
Black woman: I mean, that nigga break up with me, and I just start in with the rip-rip-rip, and I tore up his clothes, and his furs, right?
Friend: Right!
Black woman: And then he come home, and that nigga be cryin'! And I'm like, "No furs, no car, no nothin! You thought it was over? Now it's over!"
Friend: Yeah!
Black woman: And he can't do nothin' to me--I'll have his ass thrown in jail, you know. And then get him ass-raped.
Friend: What?
Black woman: Yeah, my dad's in prison. How about that, nigga? I put your ass in jail, then I get you ass-raped!
Friend: You are one crazy bitch!
Black woman: You know it! All right honey, here's the subway, gotta go, love you
--4 Train


A Double, If You Know What I Mean
Girl #1: Thank god we are in singles next year.
Girl #2: Yeah, I'm getting a vibrator.
--Barnard College

Jesus Isn't Always the Answer, Y'know

NYU journalism professor: Okay, so who invented the European letter press in the 15th century?
Attentive female student in the back: Jesus! (TA giggles)
--NYU


Grease!
Lady: What Broadway show is this?
Little girl: This ain't no Broadway show, it's McDonald's.
Lady, laughing: Oh. Well, it looks just like that Broadway show next door.
--McDonald's, Times Square

Americans Think TV's the Answer to Everything
Pretty young woman #1: It was an accident...
Pretty young woman #2, yelling: You threw a fucking television at me, while I was crying over my dead chinchilla! I was grieving! How could you?
--Ghandi Resteraunt, 1st Ave

Eventually Monologues Become Dialogues

Girl #1: I love masturbating.
Girl #2: Yeah, I totally love touching my vagina!
--Sultana Hookah Bar

Remind Him to Pick Up My Dry Cleaning While You're at It.
Middle-aged rich woman: Do you want to have time to have dinner tonight, honey?
Middle-aged rich man: How the hell should I know? Call my assistant!
Middle-aged rich woman: The next time I call your assistant will be the day after I've just fucked him.
--72nd St & Madison Ave

I'm Beginning to Worry You Won't Fit in with My Friends

Girl: Why do you fuck a sheep at the edge of a cliff? (waits) So the sheep pushes back.
Guy: I don't get it.
Girl: Do I have to explain sheep-fucking to you?!

--Prince & Mercer

Was That Before or After the Ghostbusters Took Over the Statue Of Liberty?

Girl: Ohhhh, this is the building that King Kong climbed up, right?
Guy: Yeah.
Girl: Wow. That would have been so scary to live here when that happened!
--In Line for Elevator at Empire State Building

For Some Reason, I Keep Ordering Things That Aren't On It

Friend #1: So how is your husband?

Friend #2: For some reason I keep on sleeping with his best friend.
Friend #1: What!
Friend #2: Yeah girl...I'm leaving him. So what do you want to order from the menu?
--Restaurant Queens

Like When My Girlfriend Said She's Slept with 3 Dozen People

Professor, holding up student's essay: This person made over three dozen grammatical errors on their essay.
Student, to another next to him: Oh my god...that means twelve!

--John Jay College