IF YOU LOVE YOUR VULVA THEN WEAR IT.
What a great holiday gift idea?!
The gift of Yoni!!!
I kid you not.
If it is your dream ladies, to walk around with your vulva hanging around your neck for all the world to see, than your wish has finally been answered.
I found this little "artistic" endeavor on www.Etsy.com and for just $23 (AED 85 or INR 1050), you too can have a pendant of your "yoni".
Each pendant is one of kind, sculpted from your pictures submitted to the artist (and she does request you send at least 2-3 pictures for accuracy).
Or if you are too much of a prude to send pictures of your private parts (but apparently not enough to wear it around your neck though) then a personal description will also do. The artist however asks that you include in that description the following:
1) The shape of your inner and outer labia
2) The Colours
3) How much or how little your inner labia extend out from your outer labia
4) How well hidden your clitoris is, is it heavily hooded or can you see it fairly easily?
Or if you prefer, you can order one sculpted from someone else's "yoni"!
And don't worry about any "wear and tear" - each pendant will be coated in a protective satin glaze.
As the website says, "celebrate your beauty" and put your order in NOW!
All major credit cards, money orders, and sexual favors are accepted!
Merry Christmas Y’all.
Luv
Vish
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