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Monday, August 03, 2009

The Darwin Awards

SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST? NAY THE SMARTEST


This was in the front page of the Gulf News today.

This Friday when the clock shows 12:34:56 it will, along with the date 7/8/9 be a numerical phenomenon 123456789 which was last experienced in July 8 1909.”

It went on for another 2 paragraphs but I will not bore you with it. My point is simply this.

Who the F*#K cares? And how in the world is that important to warrant a front page coverage? Aren’t there enough things going on without us getting all worked up about some crazy lame ass “numerical phenomenon”?

Anyway moving on…

A friend, Dominic from Bangalore forwarded this to me and being skeptical of forwarded mails I just let it be.

This morning, just on a hunch I decided to Google it and to my surprise found that there actually exists something called the Darwin Awards. Infact they even have a website with archives of winners from previous years etc.

The website eloquently claims that the “The Darwin Awards salute the improvement of the human genome by honoring those who accidentally remove themselves from it...”

And here are the winners (all apparantly true) for this year.

And while you read remember this....
They walk among us….and what is worse, they Breed !!

Enjoy

Luv

Vish
The Darwin Awards

Here is the glorious winner:

When his 38 caliber revolver failed to fire at his intended victim during a hold-up in Long Beach, California, the would-be robber James Elliot did something that can only inspire wonder. He peered down the barrel and tried the trigger again. This time it worked.

And now, the honorable mentions:

The chef at a hotel in Switzerland lost a finger in a meat cutting machine and submitted a claim to his insurance company. The company, expecting negligence, sent out one of its men to have a look for himself. He tried the machine and he also lost a finger. The chef's claim was approved.

A man who shoveled snow for an hour to clear a space for his car during a blizzard in Chicago returned with his vehicle to find a woman had taken the space. Understandably, he shot her.

After stopping for drinks at an illegal bar, a Zimbabwean bus driver found that the 20 mental patients he was supposed to be transporting from Harare to Bulawayo had escaped. Not wanting to admit his incompetence, the driver went to a nearby bus stop and offered everyone waiting there a free ride. He then delivered the passengers to the mental hospital, telling the staff that the patients were very excitable and prone to bizarre fantasies. The deception wasn't discovered for 3 days.


An American teenager was in the hospital recovering from serious head wounds received from an oncoming train. When asked how he received the injuries, the boy told police that he was simply trying to see how close he could get his head to a moving train before he was hit.

A man walked into a Louisiana Circle-K, put a $20 bill on the counter, and asked for change. When the clerk opened the cash drawer, the man pulled a gun and asked for all the cash in the register, which the clerk promptly provided. The man took the cash from the clerk and fled, leaving the $20 bill on the counter. The total amount of cash he got from the drawer... $15.
(If someone points a gun at you and gives you money, is a crime committed?)

Seems an Arkansas guy wanted some beer pretty badly. He decided that he'd just throw a cinder block through a liquor store window, grab some booze, and run. So he lifted the cinder block and heaved it over his head at the window. The cinder block bounced back and hit the would-be thief on the head, knocking him unconscious. The liquor store window was made of Plexiglas. The whole event was caught on videotape.

As a female shopper exited a New York convenience store, a man grabbed her purse and ran. The clerk called 911 immediately, and the woman was able to give them a detailed description of the snatcher. Within minutes, the police apprehended the snatcher. They put him in the car and drove back to the store. The thief was then taken out of the car and told to stand there for a "positive ID." To which he replied, "
Yes, officer, that's her. That's the lady I stole the purse from."

The Ann Arbor News crime column reported that a man walked into a Burger King in Ypsilanti, Michigan at 5 A.M., flashed a gun, and demanded cash. The clerk turned him down because he said he couldn't open the cash register without a food order. When the man ordered onion rings, the clerk said they weren't available for breakfast. The man, frustrated, walked away.

When a man attempted to siphon gasoline from a motor home parked on a Seattle street, he got much more than he bargained for. Police arrived at the scene to find a very sick man curled up next to a motor home lying in a pool of spilled sewage. A police spokesman said that the man admitted to trying to steal gasoline, but he plugged his siphon hose into the motor home's sewage tank by mistake. The owner of the vehicle declined to press charges saying that it was the best laugh he'd ever had.

In the interest of bettering mankind, please share these with friends and family....unless of course one of these individuals by chance is adistant relative or long lost friend. In that case, be glad they are distant and hope they remain lost.

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