ASH-BASH

I have never been a fan of Ash's acting skills. Her best movie Hum Dil.. was at best average and dont even get me started on Devdas.

However the one skill/talent she always had was her ability to look va-va-voom. She could give any of the international stars a run for their money.

Her dress sense sometimes let her down but with a face so perfect who's looking down.

Anyway as many of you who enjoy tabloids, must have noticed, after her marriage (or tamasha depending on how you look at it) she became decidedly demure in her dressing. Always kurtas and sarees and even her trademark jeans-white shirt went missing.

But last week in Cannes she again showed what she can do with a beautiful dress.

Accompaning her were the following (see pics below)

- Her razor-challenged hubby Abhishek who held on to her like it were Kumbh and he was getting lost.

- Pa Amitabh in age-inappropriate glasses, finally understanding who the "star" of the family truely was. (check out his glum face)

- Ma Jaya who was inexplicably dressed in a green sack looking like some cold refugee. God i wish we knew who designed that monstrosity. What was she thinking? What is that dress? Why the overcoat thingy over it? and why oh why a scarf?

and last and definitely the least..

- The Family Pimp Amar Singh who was apparantly very upset that no-one apart from Ash was being mobbed by the Cannes papparazzi. Unfortunately he did not bother to ask what HE was doing at an international film fest. Knowing him he was probably ogling the girls.

Ash meanwhile was showing more skin than all the months after marriage put together.

Why the partiality towards India though? Isn't her cleavage good enough for the indians?

But then on second thoughts, seeing the brouhaha created with the IPL cheerleaders, its best she keep her cleavage well inside her kurta here.

Afterall, as the Indians like to believe, Choli ke Peeche is just a Dil.

Till next time and another pointless blog..

Ciao

Vish