Till i manage to get some time to blog myself, here is an excerpt from another local blog.
http://abudhabicalling.blogspot.com
Ciao
Vish

The Art of the Fart
And this, in yesterday's Gulfnews
Lovers exchange blows after man breaks wind
By Bassam Za'za', Senior ReporterPublished: March 05, 2008, 00:36Dubai:

Two lovers are standing trial for having an illicit relationship and exchanging blows after the man broke wind while in bed.The Dubai Public Prosecution charged the Asian man with having consensual sex with his compatriot female who was also charged with allowing him to sleep with her. The duo, in their 20s, were also charged with hitting each other.The lovers who stood trial before the Dubai Court of Misdemeanour on Tuesday confessed to having an illicit relation. When the judge asked them why they assaulted each other, the girl claimed that her lover broke wind and they had a heated argument which degenerated into an assault.The two suspects, who are currently on bail, reported the fight to the police which questioned them before forwarding them to the Public Prosecution. A ruling will be issued soon.

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WTF?
Can someone please tell me what is wrong with young uns today? Which planet has this cow fallen off? Farting is a man's right, including picking his nose and scratching his..... , yeh well you get the picture.What was it? The potency of the bouquet, or the reverberations? Did he have a Harmon Kardon home theatre with JBL speakers attached to a microphone at the entrance of the offending orifice?What could possible have triggered off her sense of (in) decency to embark on such a drastic course. Tsk! Tsk!I am thinking of sending her this book,I am convinced that it will undoubtedly help her understand the magnitude of her transgression, and hopefully her time in jail will not be wasted. Or perhaps she should just invest in a good cork